janecrocker: do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
newjerseykeepmybones asked: A.$.A.P.
newjerseykeepmybones asked: If you have a triangle of moles in certain places on your body it means you were abducted by aliens so you should probably get yours checked out just to make sure.
I’m lacking the right combination of words to describe how much I love my life lately. I keep trying to describe it, but I can’t. But I know I haven’t felt this safe, happy, or certain in a very long time.
I tried to kill a bug. I lost track of the bug. I will never sleep again.
The general population doesn’t know what’s happening, and it doesn’t even know...– Noam Chomsky (via burning-likelight)
yagazieemezi: ‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say. ‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.
ngeremia asked: butt.
pawstoyourselfspacerat asked: Harry Potter is very serious business. My mating call is the sonic screwdriver. I've reached my maximum pizza capacity. I now know that 'medium' means 'pretty spicy' for Thai food. I like the taste of Christmas. I liked Ryan Gosling more when he was on crack.
arostine: pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10
I asked her “Did it ever occur in a fantasy? That you pushed little kids from...– mewithoutYou
pawstoyourselfspacerat replied to your photo: Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out… The only purpose of the internet is to post selfies. I’M SO GOOD AT THE INTERNET.
ashaleylynn replied to your photo: Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out… YOU’RE SO CUTE NO, YOU!
It’s Harry Potter weekend and I am wearing pants. Something isn’t right.