May 2012
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newjerseykeepmybones:
matthewkomar replied to your post: matthewkomar replied to your post: I had Dr….
that’s been my no. 1 soft drink for like 5 years now. and I am the bastion of masculinity.
ATTN: ladies.
As Dr. Pepper clearly dictates gender lines, Matt Komar has been a lady for five years and he didn’t even know it.
Welcome to our world. Better start counting calories and...
steady-now-deactivated20130116 asked: I KNOW THIS SMELL. I KNOW IT.
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jackquaiid:
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Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
#every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada
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Guys Ten couldn't carry the Olympic torch
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if he did Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.
Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.
He’s got it under control.
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When I run into people from high school
whatshouldwecallme:
When I was little I wanted to be Orphan Annie because she had so many pretty dresses. This GIF is what I dream my life to be.
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steady-now replied to your photo: Watching Doctor Who while on Tumblr with a cute…
you were always the queen of tumblr, queen caitlin!
Aw shucks, I’m the queen of Tumblr everyone!
mikemierz replied to your photo: Watching Doctor Who while on Tumblr with a cute…
Everything you post with your dogs I cant help but love. Trade dogs? Lucky could use a new life, and I could use a...
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WatchYes.
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Reason #5,000,345,280 why One Million Moms is the...
They only have 47,179 likes on facebook.
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I really need to stop being such an idiot and learn how to interact with other human beings the way people are suppose to.
This angst ridden, teenage, yet still twenty-one year-old blog post brought to you by Awkward and Loneliness Entertainment, Inc.
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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