But who prays for
Satan?

© everlark

Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out there. Time to go chow down on some noms with my own special lady.

Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out there. Time to go chow down on some noms with my own special lady.

#me #personal #Happy Mother's Day #A bit of an excuse to take a picture of myself #I HAVE NO SHAME

My mother posted this to my facebook wall.

My mother posted this to my facebook wall.

#seriously #personal #my mom is a psycho #and I love her #and it's kind of true

I forgot to mention I bought high waisted shorts last week so I can finalize my transition into a feisty mom from the 90s.

I forgot to mention I bought high waisted shorts last week so I can finalize my transition into a feisty mom from the 90s.

#me #personal #shorts #high waisted #summer

Hair in a bun for eternity. Or rather, until I figure out what to do with this boring hair of mine. Suggestions are appreciated and junk. What should I do?

Hair in a bun for eternity. Or rather, until I figure out what to do with this boring hair of mine. Suggestions are appreciated and junk. What should I do?

#me #personal #hair #hair help #suggestions wanted

I’m really happy with my life right now. Sometimes it’s just nice to say it out loud.

#personal

I thought the the seafood vegetable soup I had for lunch sounded healthy and adventurous. They should really just have call it zucchini, mushroom, two clams soup. Oh, and one lonely octopus tentacle.
-_-

#barf #personal #I'm an idiot

Sometimes I think that if I got more sleep I’d be less anxious. But my anxiety is keeping me awake, so there’s that.

#personal #too much thinking #not enough sleeping

I had a dream that I got a phone call from Parks and Recreation asking me to play the role of Jerry’s bodyguard for an upcoming episode. And in that dream, I thought it made total sense that they called me, because Jerry would have a tiny girl for a bodyguard. I woke up sad that this wasn’t happening, but also have many great ideas for a Parks and Rec spec script. Oh, the possibilities.

#Parks and Recreation #Parks and Rec #Jerry Gergich #Personal

Sleeeeeeeeeepy and in need of a break. Vacation in one week and one day. Can’t come soon enough. GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK.

Sleeeeeeeeeepy and in need of a break. Vacation in one week and one day. Can’t come soon enough. GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK.

#personal #me

I hope you all like my $1 Winnie the Pooh Halloween sweatshirt. My dream of covering my body in candy is slowly coming true!

I hope you all like my $1 Winnie the Pooh Halloween sweatshirt. My dream of covering my body in candy is slowly coming true!

#I'm just mad it's not real candy #Because I feel like eating enough food to feed a small village right now #personal #me