Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out there. Time to go chow down on some noms with my own special lady.
I forgot to mention I bought high waisted shorts last week so I can finalize my transition into a feisty mom from the 90s.
Hair in a bun for eternity. Or rather, until I figure out what to do with this boring hair of mine. Suggestions are appreciated and junk. What should I do?
I’m really happy with my life right now. Sometimes it’s just nice to say it out loud.
I thought the the seafood vegetable soup I had for lunch sounded healthy and adventurous. They should really just have call it zucchini, mushroom, two clams soup. Oh, and one lonely octopus tentacle.
Sometimes I think that if I got more sleep I’d be less anxious. But my anxiety is keeping me awake, so there’s that.
I had a dream that I got a phone call from Parks and Recreation asking me to play the role of Jerry’s bodyguard for an upcoming episode. And in that dream, I thought it made total sense that they called me, because Jerry would have a tiny girl for a bodyguard. I woke up sad that this wasn’t happening, but also have many great ideas for a Parks and Rec spec script. Oh, the possibilities.
Sleeeeeeeeeepy and in need of a break. Vacation in one week and one day. Can’t come soon enough. GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK.
I hope you all like my $1 Winnie the Pooh Halloween sweatshirt. My dream of covering my body in candy is slowly coming true!