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I don’t even know how to describe what my hair has been like in this rainy weather. It’s just doing whatever the fuck it wants to and I don’t like it.

Watch yourself, hair. I’ll cut you.

I don’t even know how to describe what my hair has been like in this rainy weather. It’s just doing whatever the fuck it wants to and I don’t like it.

Watch yourself, hair. I’ll cut you.

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Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out there. Time to go chow down on some noms with my own special lady.

Happy Mother’s Day to all those great mommas out there. Time to go chow down on some noms with my own special lady.

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My mother posted this to my facebook wall.

My mother posted this to my facebook wall.

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I forgot to mention I bought high waisted shorts last week so I can finalize my transition into a feisty mom from the 90s.

I forgot to mention I bought high waisted shorts last week so I can finalize my transition into a feisty mom from the 90s.

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Hair in a bun for eternity. Or rather, until I figure out what to do with this boring hair of mine. Suggestions are appreciated and junk. What should I do?

Hair in a bun for eternity. Or rather, until I figure out what to do with this boring hair of mine. Suggestions are appreciated and junk. What should I do?

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I’m really happy with my life right now. Sometimes it’s just nice to say it out loud.

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I thought the the seafood vegetable soup I had for lunch sounded healthy and adventurous. They should really just have call it zucchini, mushroom, two clams soup. Oh, and one lonely octopus tentacle.
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Sometimes I think that if I got more sleep I’d be less anxious. But my anxiety is keeping me awake, so there’s that.

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I had a dream that I got a phone call from Parks and Recreation asking me to play the role of Jerry’s bodyguard for an upcoming episode. And in that dream, I thought it made total sense that they called me, because Jerry would have a tiny girl for a bodyguard. I woke up sad that this wasn’t happening, but also have many great ideas for a Parks and Rec spec script. Oh, the possibilities.

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Sleeeeeeeeeepy and in need of a break. Vacation in one week and one day. Can’t come soon enough. GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK.

Sleeeeeeeeeepy and in need of a break. Vacation in one week and one day. Can’t come soon enough. GOODNIGHT AND GOOD LUCK.

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